Saturday, 10 December 2016

Quake, still crude and butt ugly after 20 years.


Map is Swampy by MFX, part of the Arcane Dimensions mod by Sock and a cast of thousands. 475 monsters, 25 secrets, a good 2 hours of gameplay, varied combat and loads of exploration. Pisses all over the design of most current FPS games.

Tuesday, 13 September 2016

Quake lighting.


This is how it looks in game:
Make your maps with a similar brightness to this.

This is how it looks as an unedited screenshot:
Don't make your maps this dark.

Any other concerns, google "rocket science" or "brain surgery".

Sunday, 27 March 2016

An oldie but a goodie....


Even got comments from Relic approving of this one:




Thursday, 3 March 2016

Review of ChromeOS RTS games.


I got a Chromebook recently, it is very small and cute. I have looked into, and tried to play some so-called strategy games with it. This is my overview:

 Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

  Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

 Generic village-building sim crap FUCK OFF.

I had the misfortune to accidentally download the Dragon one and the Pirate one, mistakenly thinking they would be actual RTS style games. But no they are just re-skinned fucking Farmville same as all the other highly rated games I looked at. Fuck the fuck off.

(N.B. I didn't include a few actual genuine sim sim games marketed as sim games, I also didn't include and genuine RTS games cos I couldn't fucking find any.)